Realising that i have been here in INTI for almost one whole year, i started to recall interesting things that happened for the past year. From orientation week till where i was walking right then....Wait, Orientation?
The new batch of JPA students is coming in a few days. Many things related to orientation week were playing in my mind. Self-introductions, team-building games, roll-calls, The Dagger Note and everything. These new JPA kids are going to go through all these. Looking back, I was lucky. Our orientation was fun coz of our seniors, but are these people going to have fun like us? Now that Vijay is gone, is the new officer going to give them a real good time? What can we do to make our juniors have fun also? All these played in my mind, there is no way I can make a difference anymore. I missed the deadline for the facilitators registration, due to my own hesitation.
Then out of nowhere, an evil idea struck me. I found out a way that can make a great difference, a way to join the orientation-A PRANK. Finally, a new prank after so many months. With the self-proclaimed title No.1 Prankster beside my name, i feel so excited. Since the last prank i did on my friend for his birthday, i had since stopped pranking people. Now, with a new prank, i felt alive again.....
After test and classes, i suggested my prank to my friends. The plan was, to mix in and pretend to be one of the new JPA kids and go through the orientation with them. Jamin decided to join me, with Jit Choon sending me an unclear message.
For a few days, Jamin and I had been discussing about the prank. A Malaysian made movie-
"Hi, You all can call me Ker, but my full name is Seow Fah Ker..."
Laughters busted as always wherever Girish is present. Jamin took that name, and girish continued to contribute his ideas-Chan Xiao Bian, Chan Siew Pau, Teuh Nia Sing, Ong Shi Ting and other ridiculous names. For me, I took the alias Teuh Yor Kok.
Finally, July 1st came. With a last-minute namecard printed and everything lady, we are set to go. Jamin@Fah Ker, with his checkered shirt buttoned till his neck and tucked-in, big bagpack with some stuff inside. SikHoe@Yor Kok, with his usual SikHoe attired. We decided to join the same group to see how each other performed(watching each other back), rather than joining different group to expand our prank targets.
Orientation started. We both expectedly "got the name number" and expectedly have a facilitator named Girish but an unexpected person came, Jit Choon@Tan Pi Chu. ok, I think it's time to introduce ourself.
From left:Seow Fah Ker- A nerd taking AUP maj
Tan Pi Chu-A autistic guy who always wear a cap and cover his face with his yellow-blue bag. He comes from Ipoh. (Dream? To evolve into Pikachu??)
Fah Ker and me both were stuck during when introducing ourself coz we both cant hold our laugh. Especially after Fah Ker introduce himself. I just cant stop laughing. But Pi Chu did a great Job, just like a autistic kid...haha..Finally I introduce myself an make myself known by giving out my namecard.
With these three aliases, We three have a double life for three days. These are some of the interesting things that happen throughout the three days:
1)Fah Ker himself cant stop laughing when he introduce himself, so he would cough to cover his laughters
2)During one of the session, Fah Ker took out a big tin of Jacob's Biscuit from his big backpack and started eating.
3)MJ's Captain Miss Karee actually said"dun f***" when people call Fah Ker as Fah Ker(dun kill me....)
4)The whole group end up saying vulgar words during the "know ur friends' name" session
5)Pi Chu left during the campus tour to attend calculus class. He told them that he went toilet and lost track of everyone.
6)Yor Kok went late for campus tour and said that he woke up late, which in fact he was having his accounting midterm. He later left and said that he got medical appoinment, which in fact he went to attend classes.Fah Ker missed the whole day and said he was sick.
7)Pi Chu almost expose himself when the resident fellow pointed hima said:"if you all got question, you all can ask ur senior over there, the one eating and apple." He ended up explaining that the resident fellow mistaken him as senior, while supported by girish that he actually look a lot alike like one of the seniors.
8)Fah Ker treated us Sabah-made teddy cookies(which brought from Tampin), and said that his mum ask him to bring to INTI because people in penisular dont eat biscuit.
9)Yor Kok's plan to drop condoms during the "lift your friend up" game failed....too bad...
10)When Aik Jun the senior ask for biscuit from Fah Ker, he found toilet roll inside the tin of Jacobs.
11)When the group were playing the "untangle yourself" game, Aik Jun was giving advice and said:"Sik Hoe should move his hand." Girish replied:"No! Sik Hoe shouldn't move......" while Yor Kok were shocked and pretend to look behind.
12) When playing the Hula Hoop games, Yor Kok purposely knock his head into Fah Ker's head to make it seems like Fah Ker is clumsy(sorry jamin...haha)
13)Fah Ker said that a toilet cleaner is KFC...
14)Yor Kok almost expose himself when he was walking with Michelle and met MJ
15)When having a supper with the senios, the seniors said they like Fah Ker, but hate Yor Kok for crapping too much, while Pi Chu is weird
16)Chii told that she likes to call Fah Ker his name
17)Karee advised Fah Ker to get an English name before he goes US.
these are basically what we did for the three days.
On the third day, all three of us were having headache how to reveal ourselves. Because they really a whole team of nice people that accept us as a part of their team. Finally, we found ways to skip the presentation. Pi Chu would question the team about their comments that he is weird. He got angry and ran out. Yor Kok run to get Pi Chu while dropped his wallet with condom inside. Fah Ker pick up the wallet and run for Yor Kok. We managed to skipped the presentation, and gave them a real backstab during the QnA session, in which was our last-minute plan to reveal ourselves as seniors. We upset and suprised the whole group. We confessed and apologise to them during the candle night. Personally, we are really sorry that we upset you all, especially Karee.
Though all three of us are weird, they never boycott us or reject us. Instead, they accept us as part of the team. Even towards the end, when we backstabbed them and reveal ourselves, they forgave us and still accept us, though we pranked them. I, as a senior would say, MJs are a bunch of sincere friends that worth to be made, compared to the guy who live in the room next to mine who is selfish and demanded his friend to treat him well but he himself treat others badly. Here, i would like to represent the trio, to tell the MJs, dont look at us as seniors, look at us as friends, as part of MJs, because you all are friends that worth to make, you all are specials, and you all are not a typical selfish JPA students...Thanks MJs, and we are sorry.....hope you all enjoyed the Pizza!!!hehe
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